My 5 (Ok, 8) Favourite Moments for Team Jamaica at the World Championships in Budapest

The curtains have come down on the 19th staging of the World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary and man, what a finish it was. The final event, the women’s 4x400m relay, literally came down to the last few metres as Femke Bol broke Jamaican hearts all over the world when she pipped Stacey-Ann Williams on anchor to give the Netherlands their first ever medal in this event. It was a full-circle, sweet revenge moment for the Dutch Dolly, who had fallen just about 10m before she could get to the finish line in the first final of the games, the mixed 4x400m relay. But mumz, why yu did afi tek revenge pon we? We deven did mek di finals! We did want yu beat Dem People too innuh.😭

Why yuh dweet, Femke?

Anyway, it is finished and Jamaica claimed 12 medals, equalling the number from Beijing in 2015 and one less than our best haul ever in Berlin in 2009. However, in terms of quality, we have fewer gold medals than we did on either of those two occasions. In the postmortem, we can complain about the missed opportunities and who underperformed, or we can be grateful that we got such a good haul because these games were marked by crosses in the form of injuries and other setbacks. I’m choosing the latter, especially after yesterday’s events which saw my forever bae Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce put her body on the line to ensure the women’s 4x100m relay team could medal. She now has a slight hamstring tear, so her season is most likely done and could go down in history as one of her most difficult ones ever. But we hope she’ll come back in tip top shape for the Paris Olympics next year and get to run that ever elusive 10.5 seconds race that she knows she has in her. 

In my efforts not to wallow and dwell on the negatives, I’m only going to take a look back at the moments that made World Champs special for me. Here goes:

My Thoughts on the Relays and Team Selection Politricks at the World Championships in Budapest

By now most of us have seen the video of sprinter Tyquendo Tracey laying out his concerns following his removal from the relay pool for the men’s 4x100m event. I’m not going to go into the details, nex ting mi go end up inna ants nest wid people potential libel suit. But the video is out there on social media, so feel free to watch and draw our own conclusions.

Me looking at all the relay bangarang. (The expression though! I swear our athletes are unintentional comedians and walking memes.😂)

Before that, we were all left scratching our heads and/or cussing about the selection process following the horrific performance of our mixed 4x400m team. Two legs in particular. It just neva look good and it cast a pall over the proceedings. It was a truly inauspicious start and we should have been prepared for the mess to come, but we were distracted by the long wait for our first gold medal (BIG UP YUSELF DANIELLE WILLIAMS! RIGHT THRU!!) and we left all thought of the relays for later. Then Tyquendo’s video dropped and all hell broke loose.

Budapest World Championships A Stress Me Outtttt!!

Hello! Hi! Howdy!

How long has it been? Di ‘mount a dust mi did afi blow offa dis blog. Mighty God of Daniel! But I’m back! (Not permanently. I’m just feeling inspired by the ongoing World Championships in Budapest, Hungary.)

Speaking of, why it a stress out Jamaica so? Why it a try move like London 2017, aka that World Champs that we don’t talk about?! Is like somebody work some premium guzu pon wi. Broady drop, Jaydon get injured—two almost sure gold medals and possible championships records just gone soso so. Oblique come fourth, Hansle nuh win, and then to make it worse, Such Girl go win di 100m. Puppa Jeezas!

An Ode To Usain St Leo Bolt, The G.O.A.T.

Note: This post was first published on my Medium page on August 12, 2017.

The place where it all started — National Stadium, Kingston, Jamaica (Getty Images)

As it was in the beginning, so it was in the end.

Usain St Leo Bolt, who began his senior athletics career at the 2005 World Championships in Helsinki, Finland with an injury and a last place finish as he limped across the line, also ended his glorious journey limping off the track — this time unable to finish the race, felled by a hamstring pull.

His teammates on the 4x100m relay squad, the rest of the athletes in the camp, and Jamaicans the world over are utterly devastated. This is not how we wanted the big man’s career to end, with a whimper instead of a bang. This was not it at all. But such is life, isn’t it? He is human, despite a decade of headlines likening him to machines and beings from outer space. One hundred per cent human, and his body just had about enough. Age and time catch up to us all, eventually.

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My World Championships 2017 Wishlist For Team Jamaica

Howdy, y’all! It’s been a while and a half since I’ve visited these parts. Didn’t have much of anything I wanted to write about, at least not publicly, so I’ve kept my mouth shut. But it’s World Championships time again, so chatterbox mode, activate! Couch Potato Pundit reporting for duty, Dutchie covers in hand. My neighbours are about to hate me again, but a so life go.

I’m ba-ack!

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The Murder Of JC Student Nicholas Francis By The Coward Phone Thief In The Presence Of Witnesses Who Did Nothing

I’m sure Wednesday started out as a pretty typical day for Nicholas Francis and his family. Get up, shower, have breakfast, brush teeth, leave for school. Oh, wait. Lunch money. His father tells him to take what he needs from the money on his dresser. He leaves the house, heads to Jamaica College, goes about his day. School is dismissed, he probably stays back a few minutes to hang out with his friends or go to a club meeting, then it’s off to the bus stop to get transportation home. Only he never makes it back home. Some depraved member of the dregs of society spies the cell phone in his hand and decides he is entitled to it. But Nicholas refuses to hand it over, so he is stabbed in the arm and chest, then thrown from the bus, breaking his arm. He dies at the University hospital.

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Hurricane Matthew Was A ‘Non-Event’ And Some Jamaicans Are Mad. WTH?!

Jamaicans are a spoiled and ungrateful lot.

I witnessed it during the recent Rio Olympics, when some folks complained about the silver medal won by our hard-working women’s 4x100m relay team, instead of being thankful that our ladies didn’t leave the race empty-handed. I heard it in the murmurs about our medal haul – why didn’t we get more? If only So-and-So had done this or that differently or better. And now, I’m seeing it in the aftermath of Hurricane Matthew, as people grumble and complain that they were “forced” to spend money on groceries and emergency supplies, only for the storm to bypass us yet again.

What. The. Actual. HELL?!

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Image via NOAA

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I Could Never Be An Olympic Athlete

When the good Lord was handing out athletic prowess to Jamaicans, He saw me approaching the top of the line, sighed and said, “No, baby love. I will give you strong carpal tunnels instead, because you’ll be writing writing writing.” I have no physical talents whatsoever, pretty much failing my way through PE every term of the three years I suffered through it in high school. I was also just not interested, so Miss Lyngo had absolutely nothing to work with out there.

My interest in sports is purely from an observer’s standpoint. I am a proud couch potato pundit. My only exertion comes from screaming, jumping, and dang near flipping my furniture as I cheer for my favourites. Being a fan is fun, but it’s also hella hard on my fragile nerves, which is how I know that even if I had been blessed with the talent, I could never make it as an elite, Olympic athlete.

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This Couch Potato Sports Analyst is Ready for Olympics 2016!

Can you feel the shift in the air? The palpable excitement and nervous buzz? Do you feel even more patriotic Jamaican pride coursing through your body, knowing that our Emancipendence time has coincided with the start of Olympics 2016? Well, I do! I am almost beside myself with excitement and nerves as I wait to see what Team Jamaica will do at the Greatest Show on Earth in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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