My 5 (Ok, 8) Favourite Moments for Team Jamaica at the World Championships in Budapest

The curtains have come down on the 19th staging of the World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary and man, what a finish it was. The final event, the women’s 4x400m relay, literally came down to the last few metres as Femke Bol broke Jamaican hearts all over the world when she pipped Stacey-Ann Williams on anchor to give the Netherlands their first ever medal in this event. It was a full-circle, sweet revenge moment for the Dutch Dolly, who had fallen just about 10m before she could get to the finish line in the first final of the games, the mixed 4x400m relay. But mumz, why yu did afi tek revenge pon we? We deven did mek di finals! We did want yu beat Dem People too innuh.😭

Why yuh dweet, Femke?

Anyway, it is finished and Jamaica claimed 12 medals, equalling the number from Beijing in 2015 and one less than our best haul ever in Berlin in 2009. However, in terms of quality, we have fewer gold medals than we did on either of those two occasions. In the postmortem, we can complain about the missed opportunities and who underperformed, or we can be grateful that we got such a good haul because these games were marked by crosses in the form of injuries and other setbacks. I’m choosing the latter, especially after yesterday’s events which saw my forever bae Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce put her body on the line to ensure the women’s 4x100m relay team could medal. She now has a slight hamstring tear, so her season is most likely done and could go down in history as one of her most difficult ones ever. But we hope she’ll come back in tip top shape for the Paris Olympics next year and get to run that ever elusive 10.5 seconds race that she knows she has in her. 

In my efforts not to wallow and dwell on the negatives, I’m only going to take a look back at the moments that made World Champs special for me. Here goes:

My Thoughts on the Relays and Team Selection Politricks at the World Championships in Budapest

By now most of us have seen the video of sprinter Tyquendo Tracey laying out his concerns following his removal from the relay pool for the men’s 4x100m event. I’m not going to go into the details, nex ting mi go end up inna ants nest wid people potential libel suit. But the video is out there on social media, so feel free to watch and draw our own conclusions.

Me looking at all the relay bangarang. (The expression though! I swear our athletes are unintentional comedians and walking memes.😂)

Before that, we were all left scratching our heads and/or cussing about the selection process following the horrific performance of our mixed 4x400m team. Two legs in particular. It just neva look good and it cast a pall over the proceedings. It was a truly inauspicious start and we should have been prepared for the mess to come, but we were distracted by the long wait for our first gold medal (BIG UP YUSELF DANIELLE WILLIAMS! RIGHT THRU!!) and we left all thought of the relays for later. Then Tyquendo’s video dropped and all hell broke loose.

Budapest World Championships A Stress Me Outtttt!!

Hello! Hi! Howdy!

How long has it been? Di ‘mount a dust mi did afi blow offa dis blog. Mighty God of Daniel! But I’m back! (Not permanently. I’m just feeling inspired by the ongoing World Championships in Budapest, Hungary.)

Speaking of, why it a stress out Jamaica so? Why it a try move like London 2017, aka that World Champs that we don’t talk about?! Is like somebody work some premium guzu pon wi. Broady drop, Jaydon get injured—two almost sure gold medals and possible championships records just gone soso so. Oblique come fourth, Hansle nuh win, and then to make it worse, Such Girl go win di 100m. Puppa Jeezas!

All The Black Girl Magic At US Open 2019 Has Me Super Emo About Venus and Serena Williams And Their Legacy

True pioneers and queens

I can’t remember the first time I saw either of them on my television screen, Venus and Serena Williams, but I do remember watching a few of their matches back in their early days. I’m the least athletic person in the world, but I’m a deeply experienced spectator of several sports, so yes, I watched tennis matches when JBC or whatever the station was called back in the 90s used to show the grand slams. (I was a huge fan of Steffi Graf and Pete Sampras is bae to this day.) So I don’t know how I can’t recall their majors debuts, these two black girls just showing up when I’d never seen a black person in this sport before, let alone two. But I do remember seeing pictures and clips of them in action, beaded canerows flying. I remember there were braces involved at a certain point, too. I remember being shocked that black people played tennis. I was too young to know the significance of them existing in this space, but I would come to learn.

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An Ode To Usain St Leo Bolt, The G.O.A.T.

Note: This post was first published on my Medium page on August 12, 2017.

The place where it all started — National Stadium, Kingston, Jamaica (Getty Images)

As it was in the beginning, so it was in the end.

Usain St Leo Bolt, who began his senior athletics career at the 2005 World Championships in Helsinki, Finland with an injury and a last place finish as he limped across the line, also ended his glorious journey limping off the track — this time unable to finish the race, felled by a hamstring pull.

His teammates on the 4x100m relay squad, the rest of the athletes in the camp, and Jamaicans the world over are utterly devastated. This is not how we wanted the big man’s career to end, with a whimper instead of a bang. This was not it at all. But such is life, isn’t it? He is human, despite a decade of headlines likening him to machines and beings from outer space. One hundred per cent human, and his body just had about enough. Age and time catch up to us all, eventually.

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Tank Yu Jesas! Omar McLeod Tek Shame Outta Wi Eye At London 2017

I didn’t even realise that the men’s 110m hurdles finals were today, because I had determined in my heart not to watch any more of the events live, following the back-to-back days of pain we have experienced with Usain’s and Elaine’s losses at the World Championships. No, I was not ready, and I was not able, and I was not willing.

So when my friend Keresa (yes, she ina mi life like water ina everything lol) Whatsapped me and I saw ‘Omar!!!!!!’ I almost tripped over my laptop cord to get to the TV to watch the replay as we finally shook the monkey off our backs to claim our first title of these games.

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Usain Bolt’s Last Hurrah; In Which The Villain Justin Gatlin Rewrites The Story

What. Just. Happened?

I know I saw it with my own eyes, and the results have settled in my brain, but I’m still in a state of…confusion? Did Usain Bolt just lose an international final? Did he lose two races in a row? Did he just close out his massive international individual career with a measly bronze medal? I saw it with my own eyes, the results have settled in my brain, but I’m still asking the question: what. just. happened?

And to Justin Gatlin? Him, of all people?

As much as we collectively despise him as a nation, you have to admit that there is something poetic about Justin being the one to pick Usain’s pocket in this moment. The villian has rewritten the story. The big, bad wolf huffed and puffed and not only blew the house down, but he caught and ate one of the little pigs.

Ah doan know, Rasta.

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My World Championships 2017 Wishlist For Team Jamaica

Howdy, y’all! It’s been a while and a half since I’ve visited these parts. Didn’t have much of anything I wanted to write about, at least not publicly, so I’ve kept my mouth shut. But it’s World Championships time again, so chatterbox mode, activate! Couch Potato Pundit reporting for duty, Dutchie covers in hand. My neighbours are about to hate me again, but a so life go.

I’m ba-ack!

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Why Would Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce ‘Badmind’ Elaine Thompson? Stop The Foolishness!

Amidst the amazing accomplishments of our athletes at the recently concluded Rio Olympics, Jamaica was rocked by the news that our darling Pocket Rocket, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, would be leaving the MVP Track Club at the end of the season. “What?!” “How?!” “WHY?!” “NOOO!!!” Those were my reactions, and I’m sure a lot of Jamaicans felt the same. This is the club that made her – and it wouldn’t be wrong to say she helped make it, too, as its first Olympic medallist; gold, no less. It was certainly a shock to the system.nooooooo_elf

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5 Things To Do Now That Olympics 2016 Is Over

The 2016 Olympic Games are over. No more world records, controversial decisions, victory dances and singing along to our National Anthem as our athletes collect their gold medals. No more DeBolt bromance. No more ham-fisted commentary and awkward interviews from the ESPN Caribbean crew of Grace Jackson, Felix Sanchez, et al. No more contextual analysis and statistics from Bruce James and the TVJ panel (no, they’re not paying me, but I will never defile my eyes by watching anything on CVM.) I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to come down from the high just yet.

#DeBolt
#DeBolt

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