My 5 (Ok, 8) Favourite Moments for Team Jamaica at the World Championships in Budapest

The curtains have come down on the 19th staging of the World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary and man, what a finish it was. The final event, the women’s 4x400m relay, literally came down to the last few metres as Femke Bol broke Jamaican hearts all over the world when she pipped Stacey-Ann Williams on anchor to give the Netherlands their first ever medal in this event. It was a full-circle, sweet revenge moment for the Dutch Dolly, who had fallen just about 10m before she could get to the finish line in the first final of the games, the mixed 4x400m relay. But mumz, why yu did afi tek revenge pon we? We deven did mek di finals! We did want yu beat Dem People too innuh.😭

Why yuh dweet, Femke?

Anyway, it is finished and Jamaica claimed 12 medals, equalling the number from Beijing in 2015 and one less than our best haul ever in Berlin in 2009. However, in terms of quality, we have fewer gold medals than we did on either of those two occasions. In the postmortem, we can complain about the missed opportunities and who underperformed, or we can be grateful that we got such a good haul because these games were marked by crosses in the form of injuries and other setbacks. I’m choosing the latter, especially after yesterday’s events which saw my forever bae Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce put her body on the line to ensure the women’s 4x100m relay team could medal. She now has a slight hamstring tear, so her season is most likely done and could go down in history as one of her most difficult ones ever. But we hope she’ll come back in tip top shape for the Paris Olympics next year and get to run that ever elusive 10.5 seconds race that she knows she has in her. 

In my efforts not to wallow and dwell on the negatives, I’m only going to take a look back at the moments that made World Champs special for me. Here goes:

Budapest World Championships A Stress Me Outtttt!!

Hello! Hi! Howdy!

How long has it been? Di ‘mount a dust mi did afi blow offa dis blog. Mighty God of Daniel! But I’m back! (Not permanently. I’m just feeling inspired by the ongoing World Championships in Budapest, Hungary.)

Speaking of, why it a stress out Jamaica so? Why it a try move like London 2017, aka that World Champs that we don’t talk about?! Is like somebody work some premium guzu pon wi. Broady drop, Jaydon get injured—two almost sure gold medals and possible championships records just gone soso so. Oblique come fourth, Hansle nuh win, and then to make it worse, Such Girl go win di 100m. Puppa Jeezas!

Tank Yu Jesas! Omar McLeod Tek Shame Outta Wi Eye At London 2017

I didn’t even realise that the men’s 110m hurdles finals were today, because I had determined in my heart not to watch any more of the events live, following the back-to-back days of pain we have experienced with Usain’s and Elaine’s losses at the World Championships. No, I was not ready, and I was not able, and I was not willing.

So when my friend Keresa (yes, she ina mi life like water ina everything lol) Whatsapped me and I saw ‘Omar!!!!!!’ I almost tripped over my laptop cord to get to the TV to watch the replay as we finally shook the monkey off our backs to claim our first title of these games.

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5 Things To Do Now That Olympics 2016 Is Over

The 2016 Olympic Games are over. No more world records, controversial decisions, victory dances and singing along to our National Anthem as our athletes collect their gold medals. No more DeBolt bromance. No more ham-fisted commentary and awkward interviews from the ESPN Caribbean crew of Grace Jackson, Felix Sanchez, et al. No more contextual analysis and statistics from Bruce James and the TVJ panel (no, they’re not paying me, but I will never defile my eyes by watching anything on CVM.) I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to come down from the high just yet.

#DeBolt
#DeBolt

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This Couch Potato Sports Analyst is Ready for Olympics 2016!

Can you feel the shift in the air? The palpable excitement and nervous buzz? Do you feel even more patriotic Jamaican pride coursing through your body, knowing that our Emancipendence time has coincided with the start of Olympics 2016? Well, I do! I am almost beside myself with excitement and nerves as I wait to see what Team Jamaica will do at the Greatest Show on Earth in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Usain

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